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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell | 
 enlarge | Author: Tucker Max
Publisher: Citadel
Category: Book
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Rating:  297 reviews
Sales Rank: 502
Media: Paperback
Edition: Rev Exp
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 336
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.7
Dimensions (in): 8.2 x 5.5 x 1.1
ISBN: 0806531061
Dewey Decimal Number: 817
EAN: 9780806531069
ASIN: 0806531061
Publication Date: January 1, 2009 (New: This Week)
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Product Description
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?" "Thank you, thank you, thank youfor sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say screw the system and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, What Would Tucker Do?and I do it, and I am a better man for it." "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I dont believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "Ill stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. Youre an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you." "You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
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 Great book. January 4, 2009
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
Just finished the book and laughed my head off. The wife does not understand for sure. Looking forward to the next book and the movie.
 About as good as expected. December 31, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
While I appreciate his humor, a whole collection didn't do it for me. It could have been one fourth this size and been just the right amount.
I thoroughly enjoyed the one about the fat girl, because I am just that. But I also was bored during many of the long stories about getting in fights and being drunk.
Too much of a good thing is clearly, too much.
Shameless debauchery at its finest. December 28, 2008
0 out of 1 found this review helpful
In no way is this book particularly enlightening, but the memoir is undeniably hilarious. The consistent shock value within highly segmented prose makes this a weightless read; good luck walking away from it, unless it's to wipe your eyes.
 You Had to be There December 26, 2008
4 out of 4 found this review helpful
Tucker Max's account of his life reads more like all those jokes and stories you hear that are shortly followed by "you had to be there" or "it would be funnier if you had been there." The various stories seem more like well described inside jokes.
I thought I would really enjoy this book, but unfortunately I was ultimately disappointed. While outrageous, his stories were really not that engaging or interesting. The first half of the book was truly juvenile with not a lot of substance or worthwhile stories. I love stories about jerks and unworldly encounters, but Max's presentation or lack of organization in his delivery is unsettling.
The stories improve in the last half of the book. However, there is only so many stories about how drunk someone got, how many women someone slept with, etc. I can stand in 300 pages. This book seems like it could be written by someone in high school who likes talking about how wasted he got over the weekend (which I suppose is ultimately the point).
Do not get me wrong, there are some great moments of recollected dialogue and verbal exchanges; but, ultimately, they are too few and far between to enjoy this book. If you like reading outrageous stories about booze and women, I recommend this book to you. Otherwise, it is not worth it.
J.Stoner
Do not get me wrong, there are some great moments
I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for laughing too hard December 19, 2008
0 out of 2 found this review helpful
I see that all of the other pretentious females who reviewed this think the book is lame. I too am female, but even I can appreciate insane humor when I see it. This guy is a jerk but he is actually smart, and that combined with his propensity for recklessness makes this book genius. Not only are his stories hysterical, they are well written. If you like frat humor and aren't a whiny, easily ofended prude, this book will become your Bible. I have gotten tons of people hooked on it.
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